Respect the Girls

I think almost every Santa will agree, the girls make Santa fun... though I heard of one strange Santa crawl that didn't allow girls ... but I digress.  The point here is we need to RESPECT the sexy Santas, Elves and Reindeer that join us at Santa.  We need to make Santa a safe place for them to be as naughty OR NICE as they want to be.

As you DRINK you might FORGET this, but burn it into your brain... do not pursue a girl who has told you NO.  Respect the No.  Maybe if you are drunk and you are approaching a girl say something like "Let me know if I am being too forward"... and then LISTEN.  "Is it ok if I put my arm around you?".  Ask the questions... respect the answers.  Who knows Santa, you may just get a yes! Don't forget Santa... she can change her mind and that's OK too.

Where did all this come from?

So you're a Santa veteran... do you know where Santa came from?  Santacon / Santarchy was originally a Cacophony Society event.  These guys have done many amazing things over the years to show society how ridiculous it really is -- all the while having fun doing it.

This pic from "Tales of the San Francisco Cacophony Society"