The Twelve Drugs of Christmas

(originally sung by the Mushroom Tabernacle Choir)

A Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD
TWO Hundred Reds
THREE Pounds of Grass
FOUR Grams of Hash
FIVE Valiums
SIX Joints of Smoking
SEVEN Whites a-Buzzing
EIGHT Spoons of Snorting
NINE Caps of dropping
TEN Peyote Buttons
ELEVEN Magic Mushrooms
TWELVE Pints a-dripping

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